Fro Yo, Y'all

yummy, right? 
Well today I had a lunch "date" with my friend from home. He apparently goes to LU also, so we spent the whole lunch getting caught up. he asked if I liked Sweet Frog, and I looked at him like, "sweet what?" So he explained, "Sweet Frog's a frozen yogurt place in town," and proceeded to ask if I wanted to go sometime. 
I looked at him blankly and said, "I've never had frozen yogurt before." 
His mouth dropped open. He looked at me, and I looked right back at him. It was like an old western showdown. He closed his mouth, started to look serious and said, "I'm going to take you to Sweet Frog. And then once you've tasted the wonders of frozen yogurt, you're going to cry tears of gratitude and hug me and you're going to wonder how you went so long without it. Then you're going to beg me to take you every day and I'm going to have to look at you and say 'no' and it's going to be difficult, but it has to be done." 
"I am not going to cry, least of all beg you."
 He laughed, then stopped and thought for a second. "Ever heard of Bloop? It's a frozen yogurt store that gives a bottle of water to people in need when you get some fro yo. I think I'll take you there instead." 
"What about all the tears and begging?"
"Well we'll never have to find out if I was wrong, now will we?"
Ahhh, I see what you did there, sir.

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