Tests, Democracy, and Toothbrushes
Today was a great day! I had two tests which I feel very confident about, and I am going to be watching The Sound of Music with some band kids tonight. Also, I got to go to a meeting with a bunch of government students to hear Mitt Romney's son speak and convince us to vote for his father. It was awesome! but there's another story that I haven't told you yet. A story so obscene you may want to turn away. Just kidding! It's 7:40 in the morning, and I'm sitting in class eating my Pop-tarts and drinking some water. Nobody's mind is working yet, and all the students are kind of grumpy. The professor walks in, and sets down a toothbrush on the desk. "We'll get to that later," he says, "for now, we're talking about sanctification." He then goes on to tell us how we're all set apart for God's personal use, and that when we walk away from God, we become less useful. Nobody's really paying attention, because they're all still ...